Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April Fool's


It is possible that my third book might take flight from the following:

Maybe you know someone (besides me) that needs this class?
Appearing on this months back cover of the Colorado Free University catalogue (or as it is labeled in honor of April Fools': Colorado Expensive University):
The Fine Art of Shutting UpDo you find yourself getting off the elevator at the wrong floor because you can’t stop talking to someone you met on the way up? Do you avoid libraries and the ballet because the sound of “Shhh!” drives you crazy? Does the song Sounds of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel make your skin crawl? Do you have nightmares about Trappist monks who serenely observe their vow of silence? This workshop will help you overcome your fear of peace and quiet as you learn how to take a full breath of air into your lungs, talk without food in your mouth, tell a story that actually has a beginning and an ending, give “yes” and “no” answers, engage in conversation without people fleeing your presence, and actually hear what other people say. Debra Fine is a best selling author and internationally recognized keynote speaker who has had her own struggles with shutting up. $149 Non-Member $154 Member Discounts given for early graduationCENTRAL DENVER: Colorado Legislature General Assembly8623X: Every Tues. (until you shut up), 6-9 p.m. Begins 4/1

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